Liars!

One study of more than 5,000 consumer products claiming to be ecofriendly found that 95 percent of the claims were misleading or false. -Newsweek

This is sad. I'd rather you just not be ecofriendly than lie about it. Isn't this false advertising? I'm sure the companies with these products got in trouble but seriously, NINETY-FIVE PERCENT? What gives?They're working for the wrong kind of green.

My top 5 favorite christmas movies

Here are my favorite Christmas movies. Honorable mention: A Charlie Brown Christmas
5.How The Grinch stole Christmas
4.A Christmas Story
3.Home Alone
2.The Polar Express
1.Elf

Tell me your Favorite christmas movies in the comment section!

Reserve a spot in heaven!

Guess what? You can forget about sinning now! Go rob some banks! Go blow up some buildings! Because now, for a low price of only $12.79, you can reserve a spot in heaven!
Hopefully you have already guessed that I did not come up with this. I heard about this website on a podcast I listen to called No Show http://www.noshow.net/. Now I'm still not sure if this is for real or if it's a joke but check it out: http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/. This is what it says
BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN
NO RELIGION NEEDED
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
SPACE IS LIMITED. RESERVE YOUR SPOT TODAY!
Yeah, really?

There's two packages, Essential travel kit and All access travel kit.
I could tell you more about it but I encourage you to check out how stupid this is.
Anyway, if you think a loved relative is at risk of going to hell? This is the perfect stocking stuffer!
-Ian

Pop Quiz Answer

The picture above is Indeed answer C, Chicken Mcnugget filling. Gross! Below you can see the original picture before I cropped it.

Anyway, hope I didn't ruin your life!

Pop Quiz

What is this?

A) Soft serve strawberry ice cream
B) Brains the government is planning to feed the zombies in the zombie apocylypse
C) Chicken McNugget filling
D) Bubble Gum

Comment telling me what this is! and I'll tell you the correct answer on Monday!

Movies I hate that everyone else likes

This is a follow up from yesterdays post!
1. West Side Story
2. Annie
3. The lord of the rings series

Again, that's all I can think of right now but please comment with your own list!

Movies I like that everyone else hates

Ok, so today, me and my dad went out to the donut shop for breakfast I brought up the topic of movies we like that everyone else hates. Here's some of mine.
(these first two are both Star Wars movies)
1. The phantem menace
2. The attack of the clones
Alright I'm embarrased to say it but...
3. High school musical

THat's about all I can Think of right now but, If you have any please comment with them!

Would You Rather...

Would You Rather Sneeze on the hour (every hour you would sneeze) or yawn for a minute (when you yawned it would last for as minute)?
Personally I think I would rather sneeze on the hour... well actually no, becuase If I sneezed on the hour then I would sneeze in my sleep and I might wake up, becuase If I sneezed on the hour that would include like, three O' clock in the morning, ugh, that would get annoying.
Post a comment telling me which you would rather do?

Schlogging?

If I blog at school, does that make it a schlog? I'm at school! I promise I'm not supposed to be doing anything! I'm in study hall, and on fridays, you get to do stuff on the computers! Okay this isn't entertaining at all...
Here's some FAILBLOG!
I'm not sure if this is real but lol!

see more funny videos
I would do more FAILS but the computer isn't behaving

That's your schlog for today! hope it didn't waste too much of your day!

Bible Book Report

I have a book report coming up soon (which of course I haven't started on "ha ha")and I was thinking what if I read the bible for my book report? I think it would look a little like this:

Title: Holy Bible
Nonfiction or Fiction? That's up to interpretation.
Author: uhhhhh, well there's several...
Date it was written: Um, it doesn't say... I think it was a while ago though.
Main Character: Hmmmm... I'm going to have to say God.
Plot: You know what screw this I'm going to go read some Dr. Suess.

Hope you enjoyed!

Ribbon Cutting!

While there are still a few kinks I have to work out, The blog is pretty much up and running! Yay!