Guess what? You can forget about sinning now! Go rob some banks! Go blow up some buildings! Because now, for a low price of only $12.79, you can reserve a spot in heaven!
Hopefully you have already guessed that I did not come up with this. I heard about this website on a podcast I listen to called No Show http://www.noshow.net/. Now I'm still not sure if this is for real or if it's a joke but check it out: http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/. This is what it says
BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN
NO RELIGION NEEDED
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
SPACE IS LIMITED. RESERVE YOUR SPOT TODAY!
Yeah, really?
There's two packages, Essential travel kit and All access travel kit.
I could tell you more about it but I encourage you to check out how stupid this is.
Anyway, if you think a loved relative is at risk of going to hell? This is the perfect stocking stuffer!
-Ian
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Monday, December 13, 2010
Pop Quiz Answer
The picture above is Indeed answer C, Chicken Mcnugget filling. Gross! Below you can see the original picture before I cropped it.
Anyway, hope I didn't ruin your life!
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