Decipher this

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Crizzle

Crizzle: adjective/noun/exlamation Krizz-uhl Synonom: Crap
Ex.  Adjective: You look like Crizzle. Noun: That's a peice of crizzle Exlamation: Aw, Krizzle!
Credit of the word goes to James Kennison, Podcaster.
The reason I brought this up is because I'm feeling like Crizzle. I have a cold. There's your blog for today! bye!

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Since Sundays are lazy and I usually don't feel like doing much, Sundays for the blog I'm going to share a website.
Todays website is:
Lego A Day! Everyday this genius uploads a new picture of legos in the real world! Enjoy!
http://legomyphoto.wordpress.com/

Where did I do my research?

Okay, Let me fix something stupid I did. Yesterday's post was pointless because that book was actually right! Some blacks did fight in the confederacy! they were sometimes forced to and some actually thought it was better the way it was! Conclusion: every website and the newsweek magizine I got this from were all wrong that it was falsely stated.
Thanks dad for clearing up the truth!
Hope you enjoyed the hitory lesson see you next time!

Where'd they do their research?

A text book in Virginia states that the blacks fought for the confederacy in the civil war. If you don't know what's wrong with this, I recommend going back to forth grade.

Been a While...

For today I've put together a list of things that haven't happened in a while
Been a while...
since my last blog post
since a president improved something
since Disney has taken over and ruined a company that was just fine as it was
since George Lucas had a sense of what over doing it is
since a movie came out that wasn't a sequel, remake, or movie made out of book
since I said, "that's it for today. Bye"

Liars!

One study of more than 5,000 consumer products claiming to be ecofriendly found that 95 percent of the claims were misleading or false. -Newsweek

This is sad. I'd rather you just not be ecofriendly than lie about it. Isn't this false advertising? I'm sure the companies with these products got in trouble but seriously, NINETY-FIVE PERCENT? What gives?They're working for the wrong kind of green.

My top 5 favorite christmas movies

Here are my favorite Christmas movies. Honorable mention: A Charlie Brown Christmas
5.How The Grinch stole Christmas
4.A Christmas Story
3.Home Alone
2.The Polar Express
1.Elf

Tell me your Favorite christmas movies in the comment section!

Reserve a spot in heaven!

Guess what? You can forget about sinning now! Go rob some banks! Go blow up some buildings! Because now, for a low price of only $12.79, you can reserve a spot in heaven!
Hopefully you have already guessed that I did not come up with this. I heard about this website on a podcast I listen to called No Show http://www.noshow.net/. Now I'm still not sure if this is for real or if it's a joke but check it out: http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/. This is what it says
BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN
NO RELIGION NEEDED
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
SPACE IS LIMITED. RESERVE YOUR SPOT TODAY!
Yeah, really?

There's two packages, Essential travel kit and All access travel kit.
I could tell you more about it but I encourage you to check out how stupid this is.
Anyway, if you think a loved relative is at risk of going to hell? This is the perfect stocking stuffer!
-Ian

Pop Quiz Answer

The picture above is Indeed answer C, Chicken Mcnugget filling. Gross! Below you can see the original picture before I cropped it.

Anyway, hope I didn't ruin your life!