Reserve a spot in heaven!

Guess what? You can forget about sinning now! Go rob some banks! Go blow up some buildings! Because now, for a low price of only $12.79, you can reserve a spot in heaven!
Hopefully you have already guessed that I did not come up with this. I heard about this website on a podcast I listen to called No Show http://www.noshow.net/. Now I'm still not sure if this is for real or if it's a joke but check it out: http://www.reserveaspotinheaven.com/. This is what it says
BUY YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN
NO RELIGION NEEDED
100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
SPACE IS LIMITED. RESERVE YOUR SPOT TODAY!
Yeah, really?

There's two packages, Essential travel kit and All access travel kit.
I could tell you more about it but I encourage you to check out how stupid this is.
Anyway, if you think a loved relative is at risk of going to hell? This is the perfect stocking stuffer!
-Ian